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Sunday, May 19, 2013
This is one of those “open mouth, insert foot” moments.
A store that I frequent often offers a shopper’s discount on certain products when you use what they call their “rewards” card.
As the clerk rang up my purchases, I inquired if any qualified for a reward, to which she replied, “Not this time.”
I said, “I guess my reward is the pleasure of being waited on by you,” to which she quickly retorted, “That won’t get you a discount either.”
Monday, August 12, 2013
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1. 41-vehicle wreck ties up traffic Sunday on I-81 in Rockbridge County
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6. DAN CASEY: Copter cost still stirring up dust
7. Arrest made in case of missing Nelson County teen
8. Roanoke farmers markets making local foods more accessible
9. Virginia attorney general's office grows under Ken Cuccinelli
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